As we kick off a new year I thought this would be a good time to say sorry to all the call centre operatives that I was sarcastic to or, if I am honest, downright rude to, in 2017. Sorry. It wasn’t me…it was my inner sulky 15-year-old, complete with…
2 Minute Read Where We’d Meet Le Club 55 on the beach in St Tropez, not far from Jerry’s home in Cote d’Azur What We’d Wear Jerry would rock up in an Emilio Pucci maxi, K. Jacques sandals and a simple straw bag. I wouldn’t quite pull off Jet Set.…
Thanks to Rabbie Burns and his universally sung (and rarely understood) Auld Lang Syne, Scots sorta feel like we invented New Year’s Eve – or Hogmanay – as we call it. Here are some of the strange things we Scots do to welcome in a New Year. We call it…
2 Minute Read Where We’d Meet A palace or one of her castles would be lovely. The Scottish ones – Holyrood in Edinburgh or Balmoral in Royal Deeside – would work for me, but hey, I’d be happy to jump a train to London and catch up in Buckingham Palace or…
2 Minute Read Where We’d Meet… The Russian Tea Room in New York. It’s dark, Eastern European and just around the corner from Trump Tower…but far from Washington and The Donald. We’d settle ourselves into a discrete red velvet booth at the back. What We’d Wear… Melania would be a…
4 MINUTE READ Dear Meghan Congratulations and welcome to Britain. Without a doubt, you’re a breath of fresh air to the Royals. You’re gorgeous, smart, articulate, a talented actress, divorced, American and a feminist…what’s not to like. You’re on the front page of every newspaper and magazine and we, the…
Dear Meghan Markle, here's some advice on how to be British.
5 MINUTE READ GALS, feel free to print out, highlight the bits that you like, then leave it near the toilet for him to read…it’ll save him a lot of stressing and you, a lot of disappointment. Hello Boys. News flash – Christmas is coming and you know what that…
