Fantasy Dinner With…Melania Trump

Table set for fantasy dinner with Queen Elizabeth II

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Where We’d Meet…

The Russian Tea Room in New York.  It’s dark, Eastern European and just around the corner from Trump Tower…but far from Washington and The Donald.

We’d settle ourselves into a discrete red velvet booth at the back.

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What We’d Wear…

Melania would be a vision in silk, cashmere, and fur, whilst I’d  channel my inner Jackie Kennedy with a slightly-too-tight powder blue dress suit, a nifty little pillbox hat, bare legs, a matchy-matchy bag and killer (as in, I think they might kill me) heels, full coverage foundation and no expense spared on the eye-liner front.  

It’s Winter. It’s New York. It’s sub-zero. And I’m rockin’ Springtime in Paris Drag Queen.

What We’d eat and Drink…

We’d each have a glass of Krug (well, it is a fantasy dinner) then Melania would start with Tea Room Salad, while I’d opt for the full-fat Mixed Sausage.  We’d then ask the head waiter to ply us with his recommendations from the Vodka and Caviar Tasting Menu. Melania would pass on the dessert but I’d go for Czar’s Gold and Caviar Parfait, complete with edible 24-carat gold. It would seem rude not to.

3 Things I’d Ask…

Q1.  What first attracted you to billionaire, Donald Trump?*

Q2.  Are you ok?  It’s just you seem to look sorta uncomfortable a lot of the time, especially when The Donald is about and I couldn’t help but notice your face fell at the inauguration after he turned to talk to you.

Q3. Is there any chance you could delete his Twitter App every evening, or maybe just hide his phone when he drops off to sleep?

 *Inspired by the late, great Caroline Aherne



    • Jill
      16 December 2017 / 9:15 am

      Cheers Lucy x

  1. 16 December 2017 / 9:23 am

    HA, HA! This was hilarious! I am with you on the ‘kill-me’ heels. I don’t know how Melania manages to even stand up! I am sure Melania has paid the price for her attraction to The Donald. What a sight to have to wake up to each morning! 🙂

    • Jill
      16 December 2017 / 9:50 am

      Thanks Judy. I am thinking of making this a regular section. Quick n easy n topical.
      I reallly do look like a man in drag when I wear heels 🙂 x

  2. 16 December 2017 / 10:43 am

    Please make this happen. And lovely nod to Caroline Aherne.

    • Jill
      16 December 2017 / 10:50 am

      I’ll do my best Hayley. 😂 x

  3. 16 December 2017 / 11:05 am

    I want more! How about a sequel post? How did she answer your questions?

    • Jill
      16 December 2017 / 11:41 am

      Hey Phil, Put it this way I’ve been deleted form the Christmas card list!

    • Jill
      16 December 2017 / 11:43 am

      Hey Phil, Put it this way I’ve been deleted form the White House Christmas card list!

  4. 16 December 2017 / 11:32 am

    Just too funny!!

    • Jill
      16 December 2017 / 11:41 am

      Thanx Claire – great to know you enjoyed. I am thinking of doing a series of Fantasy Dinners. JIll x

  5. Lynn Harris
    17 December 2017 / 5:46 am

    Jill, fab blog, as ever. Def do a Fantasy Dinner series – can’t wait to see who’s next on your list! Oh, and also Melania’s answers please 😁

    • Jill
      17 December 2017 / 6:42 am

      Thanx Lynn. Had fun with that one. Any suggestions for guest let me know! Ur trip looks amazing!! Jx

  6. 17 December 2017 / 12:18 pm

    I’ll have what you’re having!

    • Jill
      17 December 2017 / 12:35 pm

      Yes. Sounds good eh. Thanx for popping By. Jill

  7. 17 December 2017 / 2:05 pm

    Ha! Ha! Too funny! Love this. You could do a whole series!

    • Jill
      18 December 2017 / 11:29 am

      Thanks Lisa. Yes thinking of doing some more like this. X

  8. 17 December 2017 / 7:34 pm

    That poor woman needs rescuing! Can’t help but feel she’s being held captive ..

    • Jill
      18 December 2017 / 11:37 am

      She does look rather miserable! Thanx for reading. Jill

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