Random Thoughts During A Facial

2 MINUTE READ Does anyone else suffer from endless Random Thoughts during a facial or massage making it nigh on impossible to relax during a Relaxation Treatment? Here’s how a recent facial went down with me… The Lovely Therapist: “Just lie down, shut your eyes and relax.” Me: “Ok”  Lie down, shut…

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12 Midlife Crushes – The Prince, The Pool Guy…and Ryan Gosling

3 MINUTE READ When you’re young having a crush is easy. It’s either based on LOOKS – that gorgeous barman in your local, or FAME  – that bloke from Love Island or maybe even – TALENT – that guy who used to be in One Direction. When you’re a little…

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3 Must-have Gadgets…and arguing with my Sat Nav

Gadgets…dontcha just love ’em. But then again, they can be so annoying that they trigger a nervous twitch.   Here’s my Top 3…and some I’d like to throw on the floor and jump up and down on FAVOURITES GHD Straighteners Whoever invented these deserve at least a Nobel Prize and…

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3.17am Brilliant Brainwaves And Crazy Concerns

3 MINUTE READ Does anyone else have all their best ideas at 3.17am?  Not 3.16am or 3.18am but 3.17am… precisely. 3.17am is the moment that I wake from a lovely dream…generally, something along the lines of me and my new best friend Meghan Markle are cruising down The Rhine with…

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Meet The New -ism. Plumpism…it’s everywhere

3 MINUTE READ Where have all the plump celebrities gone?  No seriously, where are they? Switch on any British or USA chat show, documentary, drama or news, technology, science, history art, music or comedy programme and EVERYONE is slim. As are are all the other leaders and influencers out there…

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Dear Call Centre Staff…Sorry for being a bitch. Sorta.

As we kick off a new year I thought this would be a good time to say sorry to all the call centre operatives that I was sarcastic to or, if I am honest, downright rude to, in 2017. Sorry. It wasn’t me…it was my inner sulky 15-year-old, complete with…

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Tracing Gramps…and becoming Irish

4 MINUTE READ  I’m becoming Irish.  To be sure, I’ll still be Scottish and British, but if I can also become Irish it means I’ll still feel European. Ok I admit, that’s quite a lot of nationalities for just one person…but don’t go all judge-y on me. I like to have options…

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