Dear Call Centre Staff…Sorry for being a bitch. Sorta.

As we kick off a new year I thought this would be a good time to say sorry to all the call centre operatives that I was sarcastic to or, if I am honest, downright rude to, in 2017. Sorry. It wasn’t me…it was my inner sulky 15-year-old, complete with…

Fantasy Dinner With…Jerry Hall

2 Minute Read Where We’d Meet Le Club 55 on the beach in St Tropez, not far from Jerry’s home in Cote d’Azur What We’d Wear Jerry would rock up in an Emilio Pucci maxi, K. Jacques sandals and a simple straw bag. I wouldn’t quite pull off Jet Set.…

How to Celebrate New Year – Scotland Style

Thanks to Rabbie Burns and his universally sung (and rarely understood) Auld Lang Syne, Scots sorta feel like we invented New Year’s Eve – or Hogmanay – as we call it. Here are some of the strange things we Scots do to welcome in a New Year. We call it…

Fantasy Dinner With…Queen Elizabeth II

2 Minute Read Where We’d Meet A palace or one of her castles would be lovely.  The Scottish ones – Holyrood in Edinburgh or Balmoral in Royal Deeside – would work for me, but hey, I’d be happy to jump a train to London and catch up in Buckingham Palace or…

Fantasy Dinner With…Melania Trump

2 Minute Read Where We’d Meet… The Russian Tea Room in New York.  It’s dark, Eastern European and just around the corner from Trump Tower…but far from Washington and The Donald. We’d settle ourselves into a discrete red velvet booth at the back. What We’d Wear… Melania would be a…

GUYS: How to buy HER an OMG Christmas Gift SHE’LL love

5 MINUTE READ GALS, feel free to print out, highlight the bits that you like, then leave it near the toilet for him to read…it’ll save him a lot of stressing and you, a lot of disappointment. Hello Boys.  News flash – Christmas is coming and you know what that…


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