25 Ways to Annoy A Football Fanatic During The World Cup

3 MINUTE READ I’ve got World Cup Fever…as in The Bubonic Plague. Yep, it’s that time again. The FIFA World Cup is once again upon us (is it really 4 years since the last one or are they are sneaking them in every 2 years now?). 32 teams, playing 64…

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10 Awesome* Words and Phrases

4 MINUTE READ   *Just for the record, I hate the word Awesome.  When you were aged about 8 did you look up Naughty Words in your school dictionary?    Oh, ok, that was just me then.   Anyways, I still do that – but now I use Urban Dictionary. It’s one…

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I’ve Been Nominated!

I’m in The Final! No, not Miss Universe, silly! Embed from Getty Images Much more important than that – J U S T… The Funniest Blogger Category in The Annual Bloggers Bash Awards in L  O  N  D  O  N The last time I’ve been this thrilled was back in the…

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9 Perfect Moments To Shout CHEERS!!

4 MINUTE READ If you are a regular Google-er or Daily Mail reader (Guilty M’lud) you’ll know that if we adopt a more Mediterranean Lifestyle – eat fish with fresh vegetables, pluck olives from trees and enjoy a glass of wine every day – we’ll all live to 104ish. Equally,…

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Watch Rugby? 25 Things I’d Prefer To Do!

2 MINUTE READ Rugby Schmugby. It’s Six Nations time (again!) and I just don’t get it. Heaps of people standing about in the cold, shouting, really loudly, at 30 fully grown men who are chasing after a funny shaped ball. Here are 25 things I’d rather do… Tackle my corns Take…

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3 Must-have Gadgets…and arguing with my Sat Nav

Gadgets…dontcha just love ’em. But then again, they can be so annoying that they trigger a nervous twitch.   Here’s my Top 3…and some I’d like to throw on the floor and jump up and down on FAVOURITES GHD Straighteners Whoever invented these deserve at least a Nobel Prize and…

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3.17am Brilliant Brainwaves And Crazy Concerns

3 MINUTE READ Does anyone else have all their best ideas at 3.17am?  Not 3.16am or 3.18am but 3.17am… precisely. 3.17am is the moment that I wake from a lovely dream…generally, something along the lines of me and my new best friend Meghan Markle are cruising down The Rhine with…

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